Yes, the item that Shamus let me borrow from him is P90X. It is a 12-DVD workout program that requires at least one hour per day dedicated to exercise for 6 days a week and 3 months. Workout plan actually has a plan for all 7 days, but every 7th day is for either resting or the “X Stretch” DVD. I started it yesterday and so far, I haven’t missed a day (all of 2 days).
So why am I doing this? Well, I have numerous reasons, so I’m going to try to list 90 reasons for doing P90X. I apologize in advance for redundancy.
1. Beer Gut: I’ve had a slowly growing beer gut for years, and it is about time I do something about it. I’m sick of sucking my gut in.
2. Love Handles: I guess Beer Gut’s partner in forming my spare tire are my love handles, which I’ve had for a while but is now significantly noticeable when I’m shirtless.
3. Photographs: It has been getting harder and harder to take good pictures of myself. Some shots, I look okay, others I look downright fat. And I’ve never been a fat guy.
4. Brother’s Wedding Photos: My brother’s getting married in 2 1/2 months, and I’m going to be one of the groomsmen. And that means lots and lots of photos. I gotta look good in these photos that my brother and his new wife will be keeping forever.
5. Brother’s Wedding: The bride has some friends who know me from my college days, and I certainly have gained weight since then. Although I doubt there is a way for me to get back to my college weight, I would like to look my best when seeing old friends.
6. Parents’ Visit: My parents will be visiting for the wedding and it will be my first time seeing them since my own wedding, almost 2 years ago. I certainly do not want to hear them nagging me to lose weight.
7. Double Chin: Behind my regular chin, a second chin has been growing. Although much preferable to its cousin, the side-by-side double chin, the front-and-back double chin still is not desirable, and I hope to be rid of it.
8. Back Ache: I’ve had back pain for a few years now. It’s just a slight discomfort but I would rather not have it. I think getting rid of beer gut, as well as exercise, may help.
9. Bad Posture: This may also be a cause of my back ache but I think I’ve developed an habit of slouching to hide my gut. I hope to rid of my gut and straighten my posture.
10. Roller Blading: I’ve always enjoyed roller blading but have done done so in a decade or so because a nice pair of blades costs over $100 and it’s hard to find a place with smooth surface to rollerblade on. Well, after I got my current job 2 1/2 years ago, I rewarded myself with a pair of blades but haven’t used it much since then due to lack of time and also physical reasons. What physical reasons? Well my cardio sucks, and back ache does come into play a little here also.
11. Skiing: I haven’t skied in over 10 years. I went skiing last year with my family but did not ski. Well, I have 3 weeks until my next ski trip, and I hope to feel good enough about my body to give it a go.
12. Cardio: I would just like to have better cardio in general.
13. Cholesterol: This may actually have to be the #1 reason for the exercise program, but I guess I’m too vain. But I have high cholesterol. I’ve always had high cholesterol. My father had high cholesterol (before he started exercising). This is something that runs in my family, and I must really start exercising to lower my cholesterol.
14. Potential: I think I do have a nice frame to build muscles. My parents have told me so, and when I was in 7th grade, a kid even asked me why I was wearing shoulder pads. I think my broad shoulders is why even though I’ve been skinny for most of my life, I never looked scrawny, at least not when I was covering my scrawny arms. Well, it’s about time I fulfill my potential.
15. Muscles: To do #14, I need muscles.
16. Hecklers: It doesn’t matter right now, but I thought if my comedy career went anywhere, I would have to stand up to hecklers, and that is a heck of a lot easier to do when I have some strength to go with my words.
17. Other Comics: This also doesn’t matter right now, but as a loner in the comedy world, I thought I would have to stand up for myself at some point.
You know what, I thought I could randomly make up a decent list and get close to 90 but, I’m already out after 17 reasons. So I’ll have to stick with 17. Resolutions of 2011 have been going well so far, with 2 days of exercise and 0 days of smoking. My body is sore from all the push ups and pull ups. Tomorrow’s workout is shoulders and arms – I hope my body can take it. I hope I can take it.